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accomplishedSo I guess this is a monthly journal now? Oh well, heres a few short SuperFic pieces I did a while back...
First, something meant for a short series about Buddhist Monk Girl spun off from my The Team concept:
“Shit, pixies!” Mitzi whispered as she dragged Anne and Jaqi back into the cover of the tree line.
“Fuck,” Jaqi muttered as peeked around a tree.
“Wh...” Anne began before she lowered her voice at the other's glares. She began again at a whisper, “Whats so bad about pixies?”
“Pixies are tiny, evil bitches. They'll gut you for the change in your pockets as soon as look at you,” Mitzi replied. “Now follow me as quietly as you can so I can see what they're up to. Hopefully they'll move on and then we can meet my contact.”
Mitzi led the other two as they crept along the tree line to get closer to the gathered faerie-kin. As they neared the mob of pixies, they noticed that the winged terrors had surrounded a small man dressed all in green.
“Jimmy youz iz friends with that deadbeat bum Tommy O'Tomlin. You can pass him along a message cant's you?” one of the pixies piped as she flitted in front of the minuscule man.
“Now lassies, I wouldn't say we're friends. Just nodding acquaintances as it were, “ Jimmy replied nervously.
“Either ways. So youz tells him that he has the money he owes by the end of the week. And the vig. He does that and maybe me and my girls lets him keep his thumbs, you capisce?”
“Of course lass. As soon as I see that scofflaw Tommy I'll tell him. You've got my word as clurichaun on it you do, “ Jimmy said as he eyed the pixies that flitted all around him.
“Maybe you will. But I thinks maybe youz might need some encouragement to add urgency to that message. So maybe I think we'll cut you a bit. Not too much, just enough so youz understand why you'll want Tommy to pays what he owes, “ the head pixie said as she darted forward. As the shining, tiny woman passed Jimmy's arm a deep cut appeared.
“Argh, “ Jimmy exclaimed in sudden pain. “There's no need for this,” he tried to say as he clapped his hand to the cut. He then stumbled back as anther pixie cut him across the cheek.
“Fuck! If they get their blood-lust up this will get out of hand,” Mitzi said from the woods. “And Jimmy's our contact. When I move, both of you follow and then start hitting faerie skanks as hard and fast as possible.”
At the others quick nods Mitzi drew her holy wooden mallet from Elsewhere and charged forward. Anne and Jaqi followed, almost on her heels.
Then the SuperFic 'verse version of Power Rangers:
The sun rose slowly over the bay of Saffron City. And by its light a dark shape could be seen moving rapidly beneath the water. As the shape approached the docks, its’ wake rocked the various boats in their moorings. And then, with the morning sun perfectly back-lighting him, the gigantic rubbery shape of Kaiju leaped into the air and landed with a resounding crash in the docks district. The thirty foot tall, fake-looking reptile posed in a classic x-position and tilted his head back.
*GODZILLA ROAR*
And then the colossal anarchist began smashing buildings beneath his massive feet. His giant plastic eyes seemed to gleam with a playful glee as he stomped a Blockbuster into rubble. And then they gleamed with something else as beams of pure destructive force shot forth from them and destroyed a patrolling police helicopter.
*HAPPY GODZILLA ROAR*
Meanwhile, at various points across the city, the over sized watches of five ordinary teen boys began to flash. The pentad of youths all simultaneously stood in the same pose. Legs apart and arms held out to the side, looking straight ahead determinedly. And then with perfect synchronization each extended their right arm across their chest, followed by a crossing of their wrists.
“Magi Prinsessa Metall Soldat Force Go!” they exclaimed as one.
Each is bathed in a blinding column of light, within which their vague silhouette can be seen rising into the air, hovering for a moment and then returning to the earth. As the light faded the five teen boys are gone, replaced by five gorgeous, metallic, multi-hued women. Each struck a unique quasi-martial arts pose and shouted their call sign.
“Red Mercury!”
“Black Iron!”
“Blue Steel!”
“Green Aluminum!”
“Gold Gold!”
And then all resume their original pose, except now their heads are tilted back as they look upwards. After a second each is teleported away in a stretchy beam of cheap f/x.
In the docks district Kaiju continued his rampage of destruction. He seemed most happy when demolishing some corporate chain. But as he stomped another Starbucks flat a booming voice called out.
“Stop this senseless destruction fiend!”
Kaiju looked up from his play and to see a twenty-five foot female robot was advancing on him. The giant ‘bot looked to be an amalgamation of five smaller robots of different colors. The massive machine paused to do some kind of hand kata and then spoke again.
“Leave our city now monster, before you get hurt! For you face Jatte Stjarna Orotting!”
*DEFIANT GODZILLA ROAR*
Kaiju followed up his response by blasting the female ‘bot with his AtomVision. JSD staggered back as a series of small explosions rocked it. But it quickly recovered and pointed with both hands at the villain. And then its’ breasts rocketed out to explode against Kaiju, while a new set quickly slid out to replace them. Then the new set rocketed out to hit Kaiju. And then again. And again.
Dozens of explosive, metal mammaries hammered into Kaiju and he faltered under their impact. The great beast fell to his knees and then collapsed. As he did, he shimmered and the giant rubber reptile dissolved away. What is revealed is a short Japanese man, now unconscious in the rubble.
With the threat ended the members of the MPMS Force teleported down to the ground and surrounded the comatose villain. Each then struck their unique victory pose as police and emergency services arrived.